Saturday, May 5, 2012

Cinco de What?

"Purty sure March 2nd trumps the 5th of May ...
I'll be drinking a Lone Star and you can leave the bottle caps on the Coronas and Dos Equis!


Thursday, May 3, 2012

FIRE IN THE HOLE ....


True Story ...

... had an Uncle who went to the dress store to buy his wife a dress ... the saleslady asked "what size dress does your wife wear?" ... to which he replied, ... "well, picture a bale of cotton and add one size."

Wednesday, May 2, 2012